Sandpaper and Fleece Blankets

WARNING: this post may gross you out a little but if you are a real human being it should have no effect whatsoever.  In my house there are two categories for toilet paper, sandpaper and fleece blankets.  Sandpaper refers to the super thin (one layer) toilet paper that literally feels like you're wiping with sandpaper.  This is the kind that we have used for my entire childhood.  The other is fleece blanket.  This is the kind that you only get to use when you go over to your friends house or the neighbors and this literally feels like you are wiping with a fleece blanket (two soft layers.. what else could we ask for.)  Yesterday I went into my parents bathroom for the first time in a while.  I reached for the toilet paper and it was the fleece blanket kind!  Could it be?? After 20 some odd years could we have made the epic change from one ply to 2.  We were finally gonna be those neighbors with the good toilet paper.  I ran to the other bathroom just to be sure and I was extremely disappointed to find that it was the same old sandpaper.  I guess you win some you lose some but when I have a house of my own, it's all gonna be two ply.